Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they
didn't do?
Teacher: No, Of course not!!
Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!!
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.
Pupil : I always play center in baseball because I like playing
"in dis position!"
*** Some puns
Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?
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