http://cuetea.ucoz.ru/ Дневник Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:33:54 GMT uCoz Web-Service <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they<BR>didn't do?<BR>Teacher: No, Of course not!!<BR>Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!!</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">***</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.<BR>Pupil : I always play center in baseball because I like playing<BR>"in dis position!"</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">*** Some puns</SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"> <P>Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?</P... <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they<BR>didn't do?<BR>Teacher: No, Of course not!!<BR>Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!!</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">***</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.<BR>Pupil : I always play center in baseball because I like playing<BR>"in dis position!"</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">&nbsp;</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS">*** Some puns</SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS"> <P>Q. Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?</P> <DIV>A. Because he was outstanding in his field!</DIV> <DIV>*</DIV> <DIV> <P>Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?</P> <P>A: A flat minor!</P></DIV></SPAN> https://cuetea.ucoz.ru/blog/2008-11-01-1 cuetea https://cuetea.ucoz.ru/blog/2008-11-01-1 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:33:54 GMT